Economy is so bad humors :)

• The economy is so bad, that when I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" 
• The economy is so bad, people in Africa are donating money to Americans. 
• The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them. 
• The economy is so bad, that CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 
• The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty. 
• The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!